love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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