Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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