Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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