When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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