You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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