i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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