dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
