you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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