Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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