we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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