I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize