All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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