She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.