i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
