But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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