Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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