it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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