its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I will be naked everywhere
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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