The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
These tits shall not be calmed
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