is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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