Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
