Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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