Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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