Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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