if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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