Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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