My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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