I didn't shave. On purpose
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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