I bet he comes in French.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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