...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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