So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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