i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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