I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I am one with the molecules
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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