Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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