Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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