3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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