these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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