i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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