What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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