you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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