I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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