You work out of a Hotel?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
A+ Viking dick
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