Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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