Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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