it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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