dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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