I look better un-naked...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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