So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize