is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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