please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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