Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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