Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
two words: eviction party
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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