so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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