It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs